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2010/07/19 : 5 new facts added ! (A huge thank you to Micah Waters and Andy for providing 2 of them.)



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Fact #001 [+]
Jimi Hendrix could play a solo using his teeth. Tony Iommi can do the same just by staring at his guitar.
Fact #002 [+]
What's the difference between Tony Iommi and the Devil ? Tony Iommi isn't afraid of the Devil.
Fact #003 [+]
Never say Tony Iommi's name three times in front of a mirror or else the ghosts of his severed fingers will appear to poke you for eternity.
Fact #004 [+]
The only material strong enough to make strings that could withstand Tony Iommi's playing at full power is hair from his own moustache.
Fact #005 [+]
Tony Iommi once played faster than Yngwie Malmsteen just by sneezing on his guitar.
Fact #006 [+]
Tony Iommi's riffs are the only known form of energy able to travel back in time. This is how dinosaurs disappeared.
Fact #007 [+]
Tony Iommi can play louder than MANOWAR with an acoustic guitar.
Fact #008 [+]
Tony Iommi is so cool scientists consider using him to stop global warming.
Fact #009 [+]
Tony Iommi didn't cry when Bambi's mother died.
Fact #010 [+]
How do you call Tony Iommi when he's angry ? You don't call him anything, you run.
Fact #011 [+]
Tony Iommi can play a solo without opening the guitar case.
Fact #012 [+]
How do you know Tony Iommi is playing in your city ? Your ears are bleeding.
Fact #013 [+]
Tony Iommi has already written all the riffs. Twice.
Fact #014 [+]
Tony Iommi is able to play every songs ever written... at the same time.
Fact #015 [+]
Tony Iommi let two of his fingers being cut off because becoming a guitar legend with ten fingers was just too easy.

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